"No doubt," the tall man ( E.C.) agrees. "By 'every study,' I do not, of course, mean to include the study of how to act like a pompous ass, which is the only study to which your offspring are likely to be inclined."
- Matt Ruff
So what did Ryan learn their?
2 comments:
"their"?
AJ is dumb like girls.
Ryan learned:
-to love booze
-self debasement
-masochism
-face paint and hair dying
-the beauty of butt sex with Jim and Matt
-how to fall and catch himself with his chin
-the finer points of what old dead white men wrote
-nothing in regards to sex
-boobs are nice
-how to cook corn and burn the shit out of your foot
-how to stress over party attendence
-how NewMexican's make tortillas
-how to get in touch with many voices in my head
-not how to silence the voices
-how to climb
-how to be strangled on the roof
-bocce
-how to have a party then run and hide
-poker
-"what happened?"
You lern lots. Me know lern notin'
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