Jimmy emerges from the depths of Ohio.
I think Jim should be required to write a 500 word essay on what he's been doing for the last year. To ease the task, I'll even suggest some potential topics to hit:
1. Meg
2. Mrs. Robenalt
3. Pictures of Jim's main squeeze (I imagine she looks something like Meg or the Mrs.)
4. How Jim plans on "contributing" to society as a lawyer
5. The social injustice forced upon us by the Ohio republicans.
6. When Jim's coming out east to "Hangout".
7. Current height, weight, girth and IQ.
What ya'll think? Maybe we should all just write essays about what Jim's been up to and make it a contest. Winner will get 55 cents and a tin of popcorn.
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