Dryer Fills Fast Shoes

In my dazed state this morning I sat looking at this headline in the Denver Post. My thoughts went like this, "Dryer fills fast shoes? What the hell? Are kindergardeners writing for this paper now? Shouldn't it be Dryer filled with fast shoes? It rained yesterday so maybe that's it. No. That doesn't make any sense either. What are they talking about. Maybe I read it wrong. Nope, got it right. Maybe it's some new technology." Then I finally caved in and read the article to discover that Dryer is a person. Stupid headline.

Long, tall, old, and sweet

Mongolia

Mascot

I think Homer should be the mascot for the next beer olympics. He's got the perfect slogan, "Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get."

Our Traveling Space Monkey

Anyone heard from Ryan lately? Or was he eaten by a yeti in Mongolia? More likely all those kids drove him insane, I suppose.

Elephant Larry = Sellouts

I heard a group of Canadians bought out Elephant Larry's show this Saturday and Chris doesn't love Matt enough to get him in on his Birthday. What's this world coming to?

Matt, I told you he was lying when he whispered those sweet nothings into your ear. Chris is a rotten bastard. That's right, you heard it right - CHRISTOPHER PRINCIPE IS A ROTTEN BASTARD!!! Luckily he's too busy becoming famous to read our quaint little blog with 4 webhits a month so he'll never know how I really feel about him.

Wegman's

So I stopped by Wegman's today, but some thing just wasn't right about it. Sure they had the fresh baked bread, the sushi bar and the cheese people with funny accents, but something was still amiss. I just didn't feel like I was in Ithaca, Utica or even Rochester. Maybe that's because instead of being among abandoned factories, ford dealerships and mud filled canals I was in the middle of an old farm surrounded by thousands of brand new condominiums, which I'm sure fetch a pretty penny. Suburban Virginia is about the most depressing place in the whole world, but at least they have a bright shiny new Wegman's. It was a bitter sweet experience. Instead of hippies and yuppie college students pretending to be hippies I was surrounded by suburban house wives fighting for the ripe avocado. Luckily my check out lady had only a handful of teeth left so it made me feel a little more at home. Sure it felt good to be back in old Danny's arms, but it just wasn't the same. Speaking of things that aren't the same, I spent over $200 on shoes today! Click.

Random Blogging

Do you ever hit that little 'next Blog' button up in the corner to see what random place it will take you? Every once in a while I get the urge, and usually it's a big waste of time. But occasionally something interesting will come up. Today was odd as I went to maybe 20 different blogs, and hit two different ones twice. Not so random.
There seem to be a lot of religious blogs. Seeing as how I used to be extremely religious i'll read bits of them to see what these people are thinking. Usually, it just affirms my belief that organized religion is a bad idea. I'm all for faith and such, but religious people generally seem so judgemental, and at least within the churches I've belonged to they are extremely hypocritical.

A Cute Girl named Jessica

Just so that dan doesn't taint you with what he is about to post, Chris and I think that its an 8 or a 0. Dan thinks its a nine, but he's obviously wrong.

Oh Jimmy

I love Jimmy.

Tyrona, you and me, head to head poker throwdown.

It was a crazy game of poker....

Well boys now that I've finally remembered what my log in is, I'm venturing back into the world of wasting time that our friends AJ and Dan seem to have perfected. Anyway, I just thought that you should know that I won my first ever poker tournament. Okay, so it was for charity and there were only 16 people playing but still I took all their money with a cold hard stare that would make a baby cry...well maybe just Principe. Anyway, my winnings for the night were $170. Of course, after my buy-in and Anna's buy-in (stupid girls) I made $90, which is going directly into our triathlon fundraising. So no I'm not much richer but my confidence is through the roof, so to bring my super-sized ego back down from the stratosphere I suggest that we all hang out and play some cards so that you guys can take all my money and put me back in my place. Any takers?

Oh yeah, I think I'm going to try out for Jeopardy!

I love making money without doing work.

Interesting? 

Mmmm......... Yuengling. I'm going for it! 

Aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Happy Birthday AJ! 

Best Trash Can Ever!

This baby will make me rich.

I was pulling my trash out of the can last week, and as always it was a pain in the ass because of the suction that builds up. So I say, "Dammit, why doesn't someone design a trash can that doesn't suck!" And then I stop, and berate myself for being an idiot, seeing as I am a designer. So I pull out the old drill, poke some quarter inch holes around the base just high enough so no liquids will spill out, and wallah! (how do you spell that?) Anyway, Tim Roth Designs first product will be the suctionless trash can. You should get one because it doesn't suck! Anyway, it actually works, I just pulled out my first bag of trash 10 times easier.

Mr. Atkins goes to Washington

So Ty's here and he's petting dancer's cooter. Oh yeah, go Ty. Get some.

Ty says, "I have nothing to say."

Ty

So....

Dan and I are headed to D.C. this weekend. Just thought you should all know.

Another thing you should all know: Dan and I are about to eat a fried egg. I've been sitting at the living room table, waiting to have an actual meal, and now Dan shows up with an Alphabet City Burrito (read: any food wrapped in a tortilla). You should all be jealous, and assuage your guilt by hanging out more.

Seriously,

Dad

What part of "But I don't have $300 Million dollars, and I'm not that convinced you really need it in the first place" do you not understand? Thanks for the free beer though, maybe next year.

we have the technology

Communication

Hey Dan, how's it going? I think this blog is a great way for you and I to communicate. I wonder if any of those other guys we used to live with are still alive. Remember them? I don't. Well, gotta go shave the poodle. Can't wait to see you this weekend.

AJ