Monday, January 31, 2005

secret passwords

I've decided that it happens in enough movies that everyone should have at least one of these, a secret password, that is. Like, if you're kidnapped and the kidnapper tells you to call your parents or your wife or whatever, and tell them that everything is ok, but you want to tell them to get the police and try to come find you. Everyone should have a predesignated password for situations like these. I was thinking that we could use "130", but that's not the easiest number to work into conversation.
E.g. Matt:[shaky voice] Everything's fine Brit, its just these one hundred and thirty bees chasing me that are making all that noise in the background." Now you may have thought that would work, but what if my wife sent beekeepers instead of police? I have no doubt that beekeepers would have a difficult time overcoming my kidnappers. That is, unless they knew how to control the bees! wow! that's a scary idea.

upon futher consideration, i have decided that the time of day 1:30, would be much easier to work into a conversation.

upon even further consideration, i have decided that we need a password for when we actually want to use 130 as a regular word or time, and not the password for being in trouble. In fact maybe we should pick a different password alltogether because we use that number so much in normal conversation with one another.
Just imagine the difficulty we would have meeting one another for lunch at 1:30.

Let me ease your fears that i'm posting this from a place where I've been kidnapped. the use of 130 hasn't begun yet as my "trouble" password.

It begiinns,

NOW.

Tuesday, January 11, 2005

free at last

So I finally did it. I told my boss that my last day would be on February 18. So I'm finally through with this ridiculous job and boss. I'll keep you posted as to my future plans.
ty

Friday, January 07, 2005

beer money in escrow

Hey fellas,
I hope everyone had a good new years, mine was very colorful and auditorily stimulating. Anyway, I just wanted to make a suggestion about our blog here. If you will shift your attention to page 20 of Discover Magazine January 2005 edition (I know Matt has one, because I meant to give him mine, and unintentionally gave him back his own copy, which I didn't know existed, yeah .... long story). I suggest we use Google's Adsense, and divert all the funds from advertising (which I expect to be about 57 cents) into an escrow account maintained by the our legal counsel King & Robenalt, PA, for the sole purpose of funding liver destruction at our annual gatherings. All in favor say "I".