Dryer Fills Fast Shoes

In my dazed state this morning I sat looking at this headline in the Denver Post. My thoughts went like this, "Dryer fills fast shoes? What the hell? Are kindergardeners writing for this paper now? Shouldn't it be Dryer filled with fast shoes? It rained yesterday so maybe that's it. No. That doesn't make any sense either. What are they talking about. Maybe I read it wrong. Nope, got it right. Maybe it's some new technology." Then I finally caved in and read the article to discover that Dryer is a person. Stupid headline.