I've had the rarest of sightings, the rare Matticus Kingus. The migratory specie has taken root in mid-town Manhattan somewhere in the vicinity of 42nd and "Lex", though is believed to roost somewhere in the vicinity of Prospect Park. Sightings have also occured in a few seedy bars in nefarious sections of Brooklyn and the Lower East Side. This sighting has exciting consequencs for science since the species was previously believed to be extinct.
This picture is of interest as the subject is sporting a pink tie and is clean shaven, behavior believed to serve the dual purpose of giving an impression of success in the field of law and feminine style in order to attract perspective mates.
Special thanks to intrepid explorer and amatuer botonist Daniel J. Webb and to Mr. C. Principe for his working knowledge of Wii and his delightful discovery of delicious Israeli food.
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Wow, that picture of Matt in an office is almost too disturbing too contemplate. What's this world coming to?
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