Monday, October 24, 2005
every quarter I must write a paragraph on each student
With quick discussions on the summer reading, we hit the ground running in English 1. We have covered the basics of the parts of speech and paragraph structure. Simon usually participates in the discussions on The Catcher in the Rye and earns sixties on his tests. His essays, however, leave something to be desired. They look like something a blind three year old would create by hitting the key board with its head. Without the ability to form a sentence, your son shall be doomed to work as a speed bump.
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As we discussed in conference, Timmy has major difficulties with the study of literature and grammar. Therefore, he must allot extra time for his English homework and begin all writing assignments early. He has crippling anxiety taking tests and difficulty understanding the basics of sentence composition. He is dumber than a bag of hammers. He is also so ugly no girl would ever love him, thus you should kill him before his life becomes worse.
Simon and Timmy rule. They are obviously trying to sabotage your classroom. I bet they put whoopie cushions on your chair and draw crazy pictures of you on the desks. Man, what I'd give to hang out with those kids. There's no doubt that they're writing terrible papers just to piss you off, right?
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