So, I was at a party last night with my friend Jon from HEV. I had previously told him about Chris's method of getting out of a bad story by saying "...and then I found five dollars." Jon thinks this is hilarious, and at one point said it to me, which of course resulted in me having to explain the joke to the others around. While explaining this quirky fix, I had an epiphany and decided instead of saying "...and then I found five dollars," I'm going to start name dropping celebraties. Possible combinations include:
- and then Jude Law walked by...
- and then Oprah came in the room and told me I should read "the Red Tent"
- and then my cell phone rang and it was Tom Cruise telling me I was late for the Scientology meeting
- and then I had to leave, because I was late for my lunch date with Jenna Bush
As you can see, the combinations are endless and also potentially hilarious.
Anyway, I quickly became the life of the party, because I made a couple references to Julia Stiles (probably because Matt and I saw her on Saturday) following bad stories and it was awesome. From then on all I had to do was say something about Julia Stiles and everyone would laugh. Then Will Ferrell came running in and was like, "who wants to go streaking in the quad!" And we did.
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That reminds me of the time I was sitting at my cubicle at work being really bored and thinking about alphabetizing my contacts ... when Julia Stiles came out of nowhere and wanted to have sex on my desk!
(whew, thanks Cooter)
Really, that's awesome! That'll turn your day around huh?
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