I hate to be redundant, but I do not think we have given this giant fuzzy soft rabbit on a mountain enough attention. It looks like a giant baby dropped it in the middle of no where and crawled away.
They say it shall be there for twenty years so how long until someone like me cuts its head off and shoves a powerful pumping machine into its neck that spews forth a geyser of thick blood like red fluid for five minutes on the hour between the hours of 8am and 5pm?
How long before someone steals a paw for luck?
How long before someone stitches a paw on the open neck to stop the powerful pumping machine?
How long before someone stitches horns, a third eye, a penis, a human head, Christ’s head onto the giant pink fuzzy bunny?
How long before someone uses a helicopter to launch the giant doll at the Pope mobile?
How long before someone rearranges the figure into a mocker of Christ’s cross?
How long did it take for someone to have sex on the bunny? Knowing artists, I presume one of them climbed the 20 foot sides and did the deed, but how long was the bunny within public reach before two strangers humped on the fucking huge cushy stuffed animal on the side of a mountain. If it is really there for twenty years I hope that I can take a girl there and do it.
1 comment:
Not long. Except for that thing about using a helicopter to launch the giant at the Pope mobile. That's just ridiculous. Everyone loves the new Pope -- what's his name?
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