Monday, September 26, 2005

Blessed are we

Maybe it's the liquor talking, but there's nothing quite as great as Black Pepper Jack Doritos. Oh, whole corn how I love thee. Oh one or more of the following corn, soybean and/or sunflower oil how I love thee. And to all other 37 ingrediants, you are also deserving of my love, every one of you - even you sodium diacetate, whatever you are.

God bless you Mr. Frito and Mr. Lay. I salute you. There's nothing like the taste of Freedom washed down with a nice cool tug of Oringina. Did I say Freedom? Sorry, I meant capatilism.

99 cents** can buy so much happiness.



** $1.07 including all applicable federal, state and local taxes

1 comment:

Blogger said...

I heard the Egyptians used Orangina to preserve the Pharaoh.