Friday, August 05, 2005

Ghost of Law Firm Future

So, today i'm sitting at a different desk in my office cause i needed to spread out. When i use the phone at this desk, people who i call don't know its me. Apparently this phone says "FUTURE" on their phones when i call them. This has become endlessly entertaining for me this morning. I've been calling everyone at work and telling them all the bad things that are going to happen to them today in a spooky ghost like voice. Also, I'm not sober yet and its 11:42, i don't know what to do.

booze cruise followed by karoke. i think i smoked some cigarettes.

i sound like a drag queen today.

3 comments:

AJH said...

I think this is hilarious. I'm changing my name to Future so I can do this to everyone I know. While I'm at it I'm going to invent a syntheaxe-drumitar, team up with a banjo player and spread the word around the globe.

Tim said...

Matt, I always thought you sounded like a drag queen.

AJ, you're a dork.

Blogger said...

Mmm, mmm, mmm. Reminds me of when Tyrona used to get dressed up in those tight little skirts. Mmm, mmm, mmm.