This is my first time Friendster flirting. She likes Classic rock and learning. I'm in love. Too bad she lives in Massachusetts. I'll let you all know how it goes.Here's the new profile. Let me know what you think.
About Me:How am I not myself?
Being a consultant, I will use a bulleted list for this task due to the efficiency and raw effectiveness:
- I once killed a man with my bare hands…well, honestly, I just punched him, and rather than die he just got a small bruise, but I don’t think that diminishes the accomplishment one bit.
- I think "Live Free or Die" is an awesome thing to have written on a license plate; coming in a close second is "Taxation Without Representation." Both of these kick “Famous Potatoes” ass. Come on Idaho! That’s seriously all you’ve got?
- I’m a big fan of dogs. I think they’re pretty cool. I’d like to get one sometime soon. Maybe a mid-sized terrier or one of those scraggely mutts that looks as if it lives in an alley somewhere like the dog in Annie. I have a love-hate relationship with cats.
- Speaking of pets, all I have now is a 6’4” cactus named George. George started his life in a truck stop near Montreal, and has since had five owners and lived in three states and the District of Columbia. When I last moved George a bunch of his limbs fell off and I replanted them and named them: George Junior, George Junior, George Junior, George Junior and the twins. Once they rooted, I gave them away to friends and family. I’d be happy to cut a chunk off for you if you want.
- Growing up I really enjoyed sugaring (making maple syrup) with my father in New Hampshire. We had a small sugarhouse my father built when he was 18 for my grandfather. Besides collecting the sap, which is legitimately hard work, this mostly consists of watching sap boil and occasionally stoking the fire. I came to realize this, as well as many other manly pursuits, are just excuses to get out of the house and drink beer (a good example of this is ice fishing. Come on guys! Like you really just can’t wait until the spring!). Fortunately the payoff of this hard labor is oh so sweet.
- I could go on, but I only have 61 characters left. Crap! now it's down to just 1
3 comments:
Score. Kate totally wrote me back. I think she's hooked. Although Matt and Chris pointed out something I hadn't considered - namely that the kid in the picture might be hers... Ain't nothing wrong with that. AJ don't discriminate.
Hmmmm... Good question.
On the one hand - this goes firmly against my policy of not lying.
On the other hand - the child is surely in need of a positive male role model.
I did a little research and found out that your paramour is actually a convicted child molester. That little boy is one of her many, many victims. She looks innocent enough but in reality she is PURE EVIL.
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