Friendster Love

So I just used up my creative energy for the year updating my friendster profile. Part of the motivation was this gorgeous girl I'm trying to Friendster flirt with:
This is my first time Friendster flirting. She likes Classic rock and learning. I'm in love. Too bad she lives in Massachusetts. I'll let you all know how it goes.

Here's the new profile. Let me know what you think.

About Me:How am I not myself?

Being a consultant, I will use a bulleted list for this task due to the efficiency and raw effectiveness:
- I once killed a man with my bare hands…well, honestly, I just punched him, and rather than die he just got a small bruise, but I don’t think that diminishes the accomplishment one bit.
- I think "Live Free or Die" is an awesome thing to have written on a license plate; coming in a close second is "Taxation Without Representation." Both of these kick “Famous Potatoes” ass. Come on Idaho! That’s seriously all you’ve got?
- I’m a big fan of dogs. I think they’re pretty cool. I’d like to get one sometime soon. Maybe a mid-sized terrier or one of those scraggely mutts that looks as if it lives in an alley somewhere like the dog in Annie. I have a love-hate relationship with cats.
- Speaking of pets, all I have now is a 6’4” cactus named George. George started his life in a truck stop near Montreal, and has since had five owners and lived in three states and the District of Columbia. When I last moved George a bunch of his limbs fell off and I replanted them and named them: George Junior, George Junior, George Junior, George Junior and the twins. Once they rooted, I gave them away to friends and family. I’d be happy to cut a chunk off for you if you want.
- Growing up I really enjoyed sugaring (making maple syrup) with my father in New Hampshire. We had a small sugarhouse my father built when he was 18 for my grandfather. Besides collecting the sap, which is legitimately hard work, this mostly consists of watching sap boil and occasionally stoking the fire. I came to realize this, as well as many other manly pursuits, are just excuses to get out of the house and drink beer (a good example of this is ice fishing. Come on guys! Like you really just can’t wait until the spring!). Fortunately the payoff of this hard labor is oh so sweet.
- I could go on, but I only have 61 characters left. Crap! now it's down to just 1

THE WONDERS OF PHOTOSHOP

This is a rocking chair I built a 1/4 scale model of and placed in some random persons living room. Got to love modern technology!

the Job Offer

So I just got a new job offer and I'm not really sure what to do. It would basically involve me taking care of logistics for a geology class and driving a van around and keeping a bunch of college kids safe from themselves. Oh yeah, and part of the time I'd be taking care of a couple of little girls ages 6 and 3. I mean it sounds like it would be a lot of bull shit activities and grunt work and stuff but you know it would be something new. So what do you think should I take the job.


Oh yeah, one last thing......the job is in Hawaii.

A Less than Modest Proposal

I propose a reunion in Columbus.

Winnebago style, from the east coast anyway.

i don't know when or how. but this seems like a fantastic idea to me.