She has a wedding ring and is probably 36, but I thought I’d have her once my shirt was off.
Instead she gave me the pity smile and said, “You have shingles and there is nothing you can do but avoid stress. In fact, the 25 dollar deductible you must pay for the few seconds I looked at you would have been better spend on booze.”
1 week down. 1 or 2 to go.
It itches. my lucifer how it fucking itches.
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"Shingles (otherwise known as Herpes Zoster) is a painful, blistering rash caused by the chickenpox (varicella) virus, which affects only a limited area of skin, and makes you feel surprisingly tired, run down, and even depressed."
This story reminds me of the imaginary time that I went to the doctor to have my gential warts examined. The doctor was a vixen: long, auburn hair, wearing only a tank top underneath her white lab coat, no wedding ring. She must have been fresh out of medical school because she had a youthful laugh and alacrity that people over the age of 25 seem to lack. Anyhow, when I whipped out my hog (that one's for you, Jim) she gasped, her pale skin turned pink then aquamarine and she dashed out of the examining room.
So, Ryan, I'm sorry to hear about your diagnosis, but I have absolutely no pity for the fact the practioner didn't jump your bones.
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