Speaking of building legions of robot soldiers and selling your soul, I bet they're hiring!

Well, that's about it for us.

It's like they haven't seen ANY movie about robots in the future that's been made. We're all doomed.

Happy V-Day y'all. 

A pretty doctor gave me AJ's look when he is asked if there is hope for mankind

She has a wedding ring and is probably 36, but I thought I’d have her once my shirt was off.
Instead she gave me the pity smile and said, “You have shingles and there is nothing you can do but avoid stress. In fact, the 25 dollar deductible you must pay for the few seconds I looked at you would have been better spend on booze.”
1 week down. 1 or 2 to go.

It itches. my lucifer how it fucking itches.

How about Douche-Bag for our secret password, as in:

AJ (shaky voice): "Yeah I'm just here at the mall. Matt just called and he's SUCH a douche-bag!"

On second thought, that would probably produce an exorbitant number of false alarms.