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Amazing Volcano Photo Reveals Shock Wave

Nations Girlfriends Are a Pain in the Ass

Nation's Girlfriends Unveil New Economic Plan: 'Let's Move In Together'

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Drafted this for Amazon.

Once Again a Bachelor

Yep. A month after moving in together we've called it quits. Amazing how quickly things can change. Anyway, feeling a sense of freedom I didn't realize I had been missing for a while, and am looking forward to some newness in my life.

After 50 Years, Space Monkeys Not Forgotten

Happy Anniversary Space Monkey!