I've finally set aside a couple hours to catch up on blogging and have the following thoughts and discussion topics:
1. What's up with those Circ du soliel rejects. I hope they have day jobs. They should put a generator on that hamster wheel and do something useful with their lives. God damn Hippies. I bet Tyrona loves that smut.
2. Presidential canidates compare themselves to Jebus because everyone loves Jesus, except for people whose votes they don't care about like us and Europeans. Once we get rich and have children we'll get all religious and love candidates that love Jebus. As one politician once said, "if English is good enough for Jesus it's good enough for me". I think the same applies to pepperoni pizza with extra cheese. What do you think?
3. The Hubble telescope is a fascinating and enlightening tool of science. At least they found the error quickly and were able to syphon funds from some program for the poor quickly and repair it. It's not like it veered off course after traveling through space for two years and died a firey death because of the metric system. Further proof that the metric system was devised by satan to tempt us with efficiency, while Jesus clearly loves standard units.
4. Ropes are also very useful. I think street cats are pretty hardcore, whereas mountain lions live the easy life eating rabbits and drinking moonshine.
5. Hmmm... Bananas. The only thing I can say is you should buy less bananas, eat more or learn to make bananabread.
6. I thought of all of those already, but thanks for posting!
7. I only made it half way through the preview so I'm not sure I could make it through the movie. You should all see I am legend and No Country for Old Men. That way when you call me to catch up we'll have something to talk about because, no, I have not caught the latest episode of Entourage. Speaking of Cormac McCarthy, I'm reading Space Monkey's copy of Blood Meridian which he made me read. You should all read it too, and we could start a book club! The description of the Apache's riding across the plane before killing everyone and their horses is pretty great! Sorry I meant "vivid".
8. I have no comment on the fat guy with the books.
9. Christine! Ha! At least you got a second date. I've said it before and I'll say it again - avoid girls with cats.
10. Booze! Booze! Yesssss!
11. Ummmmmmmm......
12. Uhhhh....... 1977 should stay where it belongs. At least the bad part. Remember Led Zeppelin. Those guys rocked. Anyone make it to the reunion? I bet it rocked! "Page dispensed power chords like an aged Thor lobbing down thunderbolts for kicks." Sweet! Hit me, hit me!
13. Sarah Dobson wins the prize for being the first Norah Jones knock off. We need some music that rocks like Kings of Leon. Sure, you can't hear what they're saying half the time but it's rock and roll baby! Hold on tight.
14. I'm tired
15. Polluting the world is bad we should stop doing it. Fortunately, we won't have to worry about the ozone layer anymore once we cover space with solar panels and bombard the earth with microwaves. Cancer be gone, just in time too!
Happy Holidays! Buy my book!
