Can you get the New Yorker in Canada?

If not, I'm not going...

Pirates?

For Real.

Somali Pirates Tell All: They’re in It for the Money

Irony

irony

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i·ro·ny1

1. the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning: the irony of her reply, “How nice!” when I said I had to work all weekend.

2. Literature.
a. a technique of indicating, as through character or plot development, an intention or attitude opposite to that which is actually or ostensibly stated.
b. (esp. in contemporary writing) a manner of organizing a work so as to give full expression to contradictory or complementary impulses, attitudes, etc., esp. as a means of indicating detachment from a subject, theme, or emotion.

3. ty's irony.
Going to see the Big Lebowski at New Belgium Brewery, which was a memorial for a CSU grad student who was killed by a drunk driver with she was riding her bike this summer. Then in true little achiever fashion managed to drink too many Caucasians and Fat tires, and crashed on my own bike, hitting the sidewalk head first. A fall that should have caused considerable damage. Except that given said drunken state, it merely resulted in loss of skin to my right cheek, a swollen eye, and considerable embarrassment when Anna's parents came to visit this weekend. (I'm a fucking idiot!)

Sarah's got a plan for us

The Great Schlep from The Great Schlep on Vimeo.

Check out Abby on Chicago News

Ha

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_in_photos/inside_obamas_emails

Guy Photographs Himself Everyday for 17 years

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Oh. My. Goodness.

Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheddar Cheeseburger

Nuff Said.

Aussie, aussie, aussie

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Ok so this is a joke, but it's pretty funny.

Large Hadron Collider Rap

Seriously guys...I don't think there's anything I like more than science raps. I'm pretty sure there were some good ones back on 3-2-1 Contact. Possibly Mr. Wizard. My internet skills are not good enough to find them.

Make sure you watch at least a minute or so.

Apparently

I'm only blogging about 2 Girls 1 Cup, but I thought this xkcd comic was hilarious.

I snorted my diet coke while watching...

You need to have seen "Two Girls, One Cup" in order to get this. But presumably everyone's cherry has been popped on that front. Enjoy.

Uh oh...

Ratatat

I thought Harvey would like this one...

Not so tough now - Leopard hunts crocodile

On the list of things to do, hunting crocodiles is pretty high up in bad-ass factor. This gives me a new found respect for cats.

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2008-07/22/content_8744711.htm

I am the Law

Cooter just sent this to me. And I can't stop laughing.
Maybe I should dedicate my life to people of The Onion.
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/no_values_voters_looking_to

And this one is wonderful death penalty goodness:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/supreme_court_rules_death_penalty?utm_source=videomrss_82237

...Which makes no sense, because hanging out is like the easiest thing.

I'm glad none of us have this problem

Post Union Hall

Dan, do you even remember this?

Victor Wooten on NPR

There's a pretty excellent story about Victor Wooten of Bela Fleck fame on NPR. I was going to just send it to Ty since he's a dirty dirty hippy, but then I thought: well i haven't posted on the blog in like 5 years, maybe I should put it there. Enjoy by clicking here!

The website is down!

I'm guessing this is probably not new, but it is absolutely hilarious. Pretty long video, but well worth watching.

http://www.thewebsiteisdown.com/